15 9 / 2014

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via dutchster)

12 9 / 2014

09 9 / 2014

  • 1: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • 2: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

08 9 / 2014

princess-fellatio:

Me

Peeeeg

princess-fellatio:

Me

Peeeeg

(Source: awwww-cute, via dutchster)

08 9 / 2014

chrisprongers:

"your team SUCKS!!" wow you….you fucking got me. i’m fucking……fuck my team……i’m switching teams…..

(via neuering)

07 9 / 2014

(Source: thunderstruck84, via alzner)

04 9 / 2014

04 9 / 2014

buzzfeed:

Andy Dwyer quotes make great motivational posters.

03 9 / 2014

03 9 / 2014

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani receives a friend request from an old high school nemesis. (x)

(via stand-up-comic-gifs)